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Jetta: (noun) of German origin, English translation for ‘jet’ - an aircraft powered by a manual turbo diesel 1.9L engine.

Previously owned by Bruce Wayne who had to sell because he couldn’t drive manual, this spacious ship has the leathery interior capacity for a family of five space cadets and all your adventure gear to boot.

The luxury of heated seats was a treat when it drove around the darkside of the moon and is now travelling back to Earth at 405,xxxkm.

Mechanically sound German engineering, however, whilst towing Elon Musk’s SpaceX satellite into orbit, the turbo blew on this little French pilot who was forced to abandon ship, jump aboard the 5G and buy a new craft to continue her space odyssey.

If you need a Venture Wagon (VW), are mechanically minded, or simply want a project to get your laid-off husband off the couch, then this vehicle is for you! Comes with certified Revelstoke-winter-condition spare wheels, bird watching roof portal, and regulation size DOSE coffee cup holders.

$2200 OBO


Post Id:
512713
Posted:
Sun, 17 May 2020 20:00:02 GMT