Hey. You. Yeah, you.
Bored? I thought so. You look bored.
Shoulder season is kinda dull isn't it?
What if I told you that you could be hanging out, drinking cheap drinks, and singing fancy songs at the Legion?
You can just show up! No cover, no fuss, just come on by and slay some Bohemien Rhapsody with the rest of our tone-deaf friends! Dance around! Sip whiskey like a classy gentleperson. The options are endless!
No, you don't need to be a member. No, it's not lame. No, you don't have to be good (I bet you are though).
At the Legion. Google maps it if you don't know where that is