Just caught some shameless motherfucker IN MY HOUSE not more than half an hour after I came home from work, sometime between 12:30am and 1:00am, May 15. He bolted through the side door before I could even register what was going on. The sneaky fuck must have spotted me smoking weed through my window, because the goof only managed to steal the rest of my shatter and my dab rig. Hope the high is worth it, you immoral waste of scum. Lock your doors, folks. And better hope I don't catch up with you, pal.